Book by George Abbott and Douglass Wallop
Music and Lyrics by Richard Adler and Jerry Ross
Based on the novel The Year The Yankees Lost The Pennant by Douglass Wallop

DAMN YANKEES| Book Musical| Rated G

  • About the Show

    Faust meets professional baseball in the Broadway classic DAMN YANKEES.

    Middle-aged baseball fanatic Joe Boyd trades his soul to the Devil, also known as Mr. Applegate, for a chance to lead his favorite team to victory in the pennant race against the New York Yankees. As young baseball sensation Joe Hardy, he transforms the hapless Washington Senators into a winning team, only to realize the true worth of the life he's left behind. Joe ultimately outsmarts Applegate, returns to his former self, and shepherds the Senators to the World Series. Light, fast-paced and devilishly clever, DAMN YANKEES is a home-run hit featuring all-American subject matter and an irreverent sense of humor. The perfect choice for a high school's spring musical or community theatre production, DAMN YANKEES is sure to please.

    Synopsis

    ACT ONE
    We open to Joe and Meg Boyd, a couple in their forties, sitting in their living room. Joe is watching baseball, while Meg is sewing nearby. No matter how hard Meg tries to interest Joe in conversation, he is too obsessed with the game to pay attention. Meg complains that the during the six months of baseball season, it is as if she doesn't even exist to Joe ("Six Months Out Of Every Year"). At the end of the game, Joe is angry that his team, the Washington Senators, has lost to the Yankees. Meg goes to bed but Joe stays up, dreaming about being a baseball hero claiming he would sell his soul for one long ball hitter for his team.

    Joe moves to his porch where a mysterious stranger, Applegate, has appeared. Applegate sympthizes with Joe's baseball views, and makes him an offer to fulfill his dream of being a baseball player. Joe is wary of Applegate for knowing so much about his personal life, but Applegate shows him a few tricks and begins to win him over. Shortly after, two of Meg's friends come by and accuse Joe of talking to himself. At this moment, Joe realizes that Applegate is invisible and learns that he is actually the Devil. Applegate offers Joe the chance to save the Senators by becoming Joe Hardy, the 22-year-old baseball star. Joe is tempted, but insists on an escape clause in case he changes his mind. Confident in his abilites, Applegate gives him the clause by agreeing that he can have one chance to escape on September 24th at midnight. Otherwise, Joe's soul would become his forever. Joe agrees and as Applegate goes to call a cab, he writes a note for his wife telling her that he loves her ("Goodbye, Old Girl"). Joe and Applegate then depart for the baseball stadium with Joe transformed into the young Joe Hardy.

    In the Washington Senators' dugout, the team's manager, Van Buren, is encouraging his players to keep trying to win against the Yankees. He encourages them by telling them that they've got the talent they need, they just have to get their minds and hearts in the right place ("Heart"). As they leave, reporter Gloria Thorpe enters to interview Van Buren, shortly followed by Applegate, who convinces Van Buren to let Joe try out for the team. Joe amazes the team with his skills and is hired. Gloria probes to learn more about him, and Joe quickly claims he is from Hannibal, Missouri, Meg's hometown. The only other thing she can find out is that when Joe arrived, he had to borrow somebody else's shoes since his were too small. Gloria decides to make him famous with some publicity ("Shoeless Joe From Hannibal, MO").

    Later, Sister and Doris are outside the ballpark trying to see the new baseball sensation, Joe Hardy, who has led the team to second place in the American League. Joe, however, is complaining to Mr. Welch and Van Buren about all of the questions reporters are asking about his past. Applegate then scolds him for sneaking around his old house and Joe admits he is lonely for Meg. Applegate says he is going to bring Joe a fascinating woman who will make him forget his wife, but Joe insists he isn't interested. He reminds Applegate that Applegate doesn't own his soul until September 24th. Left alone, Joe reflects on all he has given up to join the Senators ("A Man Doesn't Know"). Joe then tells Gloria and a group of reporters that the Senators will win the pennant. He is informed that the season goes until September 25th.

    Elsewhere, Applegate gets together with Lola -- his female assistant and the fascinating woman promised to Joe. She is just as manipulative and evil as Applegate. Applegate lets her in on his plot to build up everyone's hope for the Senators, then have the Yankees win the pennant but he needs Joe to forget about his wife so he won't back out on the 24th. Lola insists that she can make any man forget about his wife ("A Little Brains, A Little Talent").

    Increasingly lonely, Joe returns to his house to see Meg, who doesn't recognize him, and convinces her to let him rent a room in her house. They begin talking and together acknowledge their feelings of loneliness ("A Man Doesn't Know [Reprise]"). While Joe is meeting Meg's friends, Sister and Doris, they are interrupted by Applegate, who has come to stop Joe from renting the room. He is unsuccessful.

    Later, in a locker room corridor, the Senators are celebrating another win. Gloria presses Applegate for information about Joe's past, but Applegate evades her questions. Applegate then brings Lola to the locker room to begin working on Joe. Joe refuses her obvious advances; Lola is relentless ("Whatever Lola Wants"). Joe is flattered, but he remains true to Meg. When he leaves, Applegate accuses Lola of using old-fashioned methods. He decides to cause a scandal over Joe living in a house with a married woman.

    We next find a group of teenagers and Sister rehearsing their fan club presentations for a Senators Pep Rally ("Heart [Reprise]"). Soon, they discover that the team lost that day's game and that it is the 23rd of September. Lola, claiming she is on Joe's side, explains that Applegate made the team lose that afternoon because he is worried he will lose Joe's soul. Gloria finds Applegate and tells him she has been to Missouri to research Joe's past, but nobody from Hannibal knows him. In a panic, Applegate suddenly begins insisting that Joe is not Shifty McCoy. This tips Gloria off as she quickly discovers that Shifty McCoy was a ballplayer in Mexico who took bribes.

    The rally begins, and Lola has an act as part of the 'I Love Joe' fan club ("Who's Got The Pain"). Suddenly, Welch appears claiming the Commisioner has accused Joe of being Shifty McCoy. There will be a hearing in the morning and if he can't prove himself innocent, he will not be allowed to play.

    ACT TWO
    In the locker room, the team members discuss their support for Joe and insist that they need to stop thinking of anything else and focus on the game ("The Game"). Joe meets with Meg outside of the ballpark; she apologizes for asking him to give up his room. Meg admits she misses her husband and Joe assures her that he will come back ("Near To You").

    At Applegate's apartment, he tells Lola that once Joe is trapped after the 24th, he will make him throw the pennant game. Lola expresses empathy for Joe. Then, Joe comes in and says he is going to exercise the escape clause on the 24th. Applegate reminds him that he must wait to enforce it until midnight. After Joe leaves, Applegate chastises Lola for feeling sorry and reminisces of the days when pain and chaos were rampant ("Those Were The Good Old Days").

    It is now September 24th. The hearing is beginning at the Commissioner's office. Gloria has a postmaster from Hannibal, who claims not to know who Joe Hardy is. Appleagate, meanwhile, is stalling until midnight claiming a witness will arrive at 12:15. Suddenly, Meg, Sister and Doris appear, who are from Hannibal, and claim they can identify Joe. They convince the postmaster that he remembers Joe too. At five minutes before midnight, Joe asks to leave the room to initiate the escape clause but the Commissioner won't let anyone leave. Meg is giving a speech to vindicate Joe as the clock strikes 12:00. Joe has surrendered his soul by default.

    Later, Lola finds a despondent Joe. Much to his surprise, Lola then admits that she knocked out Applegate by giving him pills with his drink; she goes on to admit her ugly past in Rhode Island prior to meeting Applegate and selling her soul. Joe insists he will find a way to win the pennant in spite of Applegate -- he will attempt to make the best of his new life. He kisses Lola and they go off to spend the evening dancing together ("Two Lost Souls").

    Outside the ballpark, Doris and Sister join a crowd waiting for tickets to the big game. The time comes for the game to start and Applegate has finally awakened. He quickly heads to the game and intends to make Joe throw the game, even if he has to change him back into Joe Boyd on the field. In the dugout, Lola and Van Buren are nervously watching the game. Applegate arrives just in time for the finish and changes Joe back to his old self, but Joe miraculously still catches the ball, thus winning the game! As the team gathers in the locker room corridor, they look for Joe, who has disappeared into the crowd.

    Back at his house, Joe returns to finds Meg crying on the sofa. When she sees him, however, she joyfully welcomes him home and they embrace. Now sitting together, the two reaffirm their love for each other. Then, Applegate and Lola appear. Applegate tries to convince Joe to come back and lead the team to win the World Series but Joe finally ignores him as Meg continues to speak to him and the curtain falls ("A Man Doesn't Know [Finale]").

    Casting Information

    DORIS
    A friend of Meg's. She is slightly quieter and more conservative than her sister, but still outspoken. An avid baseball fan very involved in the community.
    Female, 35-45 yrs old
    Range: D4 - G5

    ENSEMBLE:BALL PLAYERS; BASEBALL FANS
    GLORIA THORPE A probing reporter whose bottom-line is a good story for her paper. Fearless and biting.
    Female, 25-35 yrs old
    Range: B3 - G5

    JOE BOYD
    A middle-aged, overweight married man who is in love with baseball, especially the Senators.
    Male, 40-50 yrs old
    Range: A3 - G5

    JOE HARDY
    The 22-year-old, home run hitting alter ego of Joe Boyd. A good guy who loves that he is living out his dream, but deeply misses the life and love he left behind.
    Male, 20-30 yrs old
    Range: A3 - G5

    LOLA
    The Devil's seductress assistant. Sexy and confident. Falls in love with Joe when her usual tricks don’t work on him. Though she’s done many bad things, she is a good person deep down inside.
    Female, 25-35 yrs old
    Range: F3 - G5

    MEG BOYD
    Joe's long-suffering, but loyal wife. She is lonely and misses her husband. Decides a little white lie is worth telling to save a good person.
    Female, 35-45 yrs old
    Range: G3 - G5

    MR. APPLEGATE
    The Devil in disguise as a slick salesman. A controlling, greedy smooth talker. Male, 40-50 yrs old
    Range: A3 - G5

    MR. WELCH
    The owner of the Senators. Believes in Joe and believes in his team. A peacekeeper between the press and the team. Protective of Joe and the boys.
    Male, 50-60 yrs old
    Range: D4 - G5

    ROCKY
    A baseball player for the Washington Senators. Cocky, but a little bit dopey, too. He’s a guy’s guy.
    Male, 25-35 yrs old
    Range: D4 - B5

    SISTER
    A friend of Meg's and Doris’s sister. Outspoken and brash, but caring. Very involved in community activities.
    Female, 35-45 yrs old
    Range: D4 - G5

    SMOKEY
    A catcher for the Washington Senators. Not the sharpest tool in the shed. Tries to be a tough guy like Rocky, but truly is not.
    Male, 25-35 yrs old
    Range: C3 - G5

    SOHOVIK
    A baseball player for the Washington Senators. The smartest and most level-headed of the players. Enjoys his side job of selling insurance. The unofficial leader of the team.
    Male, 25-35 yrs old
    Range: D4 - G5

    VAN BUREN
    The luckless team manager. A sort of father-figure for the team, who proudly defends them. A bit of a loose cannon.
    Male, 50-60 yrs old
    Range: D4 - A5

    Production Material

    LIBRETTO/VOCAL BOOK
    PIANO CONDUCTOR'S SCORE
    PIANO VOCAL SCORE
    BASS
    CELLO
    GUITAR
    HORN
    PERCUSSION BONGO, CONGA, COWBELL, GLOCKENSPIEL, KIT, SANDPAPER, SLAPSTICK, TEMPLE BLOCKS, TYMPANI, VIBRAPHONE, WOOD BLOCK, XYLOPHONE REED 1 ALTO SAXOPHONE, CLARINET, FLUTE, PICCOLO REED 2 ALTO SAXOPHONE, CLARINET, FLUTE, PICCOLO REED 3 CLARINET, ENGLISH HORN, OBOE, TENOR SAXOPHONE REED 4 BASS CLARINET, BASSOON, TENOR SAXOPHONE REED 5 BARITONE SAXOPHONE, BASS CLARINET, BASSOON, CLARINET TROMBONE 1 TROMBONE 2 TROMBONE 3 TRUMPET 1 & 2 TRUMPET 3 VIOLA VIOLIN B-D VIOLINS A-C

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